I'm inspired to demi-filk:

[home_and_away]

Late home from work
And Early to bed
Makes a man wealthy
And keeps a man fed
But what good is eating
And what purpose wealth
If early and late,
He ignores his own health?


I honestly heard my boss ask whether we realised how lucky we were to get a lunch break at all on our eight hour shifts.

...
~headshake~