Hah. Martha Stewart, eat your heart out.

AQUARIUS:No one can blame you if your mind isn't on the job. Life is too good to bother with the same old thing. It's the season of cheer and wonder, and unless you're involved with holiday retail, nobody really cares if your productivity slips a little. What you want them to care about is what's actually on your mind. You have the solution to everything if only someone would step forward and ask you for it. But if not, oh well. That just means there's more for you. Naturally, your loved ones will get their fair share of whatever your current wealth might be.
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(quick sidebar, then on to the morning's stories: ever tried to read the morning news through a cat-hair-shrouded computer screen? Suddenly makes everything so much less serious...~wipes down screen, shakes head, smiles~)
( The Windling's Week in Review, or, How Otitis Media Made Me a Better Capitalist... {settle in, guys; this one's a doozy.} )

Happy holidays, everybody.