The Stranger never fails to make me smile

Or quirk, or shake my head at how government one place is just like government everyplace once it starts trying to protect people from themselves.

Here, Dan Savage pokes holes in Seattle's new nightclub laws. And instead of realising that what he's asking club owners and security to do is preposterous, the mayor (when he hears about this stunt) will probably laugh.

~sigh~