Memelemming chases lutzthesweeper and tanac off the cliff.....

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1) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
A. Fighting the urge to LOLcat the answer... ~shakes it off~ Yes. :)

2) What was your dream growing up?
A. To be the fluff-haired old woman with the jangly earrings who read fortunes in the gaudy vardo, or else the crotchety lady who sold you poultices and such to ease your toothache or help your son's broken arm knit faster, and would witch your well or ward your barn for a bit of extra appreciation. One part magic, two parts intuition, three parts deductive reasoning.

3) What talent do you wish you had?
A. Small talk. People who can do this obviously don't realise how much smoother it makes social situations. With me? It's either the weather or most deeply held philosophies and curiosities. No bite-sized middle ground. Informative, yes, but often awkward.

4) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
A. Depends on the situation. Tea or some cold, slushy coffee thing, or at the outside, a bit of Bailey's. Once.

5) Favorite vegetable?
A.mmmmpotato. Although the eggplant is gaining ground...

6) What was the last book you read?
A. ~tries to remember which one actually got finished most recently~ Em... Think it was "H.M.S. Surprise" by Patrick O'Brian.

7) What zodiac sign are you?
A. See earlier post...

8) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
A. I have one tattoo on the back of my neck, and if you go to my flickr page and search "narcissism", you will eventually find it, which beats the hell out of my trying to blazon it here. As for piercings? Hah. I've been pierced seven times, and of that, only three have kept: two holes in the left ear and one in the right, none of them wide enough to house a 14g. post anymore, damn it. Moral of the story: body doesn't mind accepting things beneath the skin, but it abhors a through-and-through hole.

9) Worst Habit?
A. ~eyes self~ There're several. Procrastination is one.

10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
A. (J or T:)Yes, in a heartbeat, and don't mind the floorboard--anything there is fit to be stepped on. As for strangers, also yes, if you've got that flock-of-birds aura on you that says you're in trouble and need a hand NOW.

11) What is your favorite sport?
A.... ... ~sniffs...slightly wicked smile... headshake~ Hockey. Great fun to watch.

12) Do you have a Negative or Optimistic attitude?
A. Depends on the day. Usually grimly optimistic.

13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
A. Certainly shoot the breeze...

14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
A.... ~blinks...exhales, shrugs~ I've been lucky, overall. There are places I wouldn't revisit, but from a nice cozy standpoint of Past It? None of 'em really look *that* bad.

15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
A. I eat my dinner one article at a time (the Dinner Dish, the Side Dishes) counterclockwise around the plate, without mixing flavors, usually. Casseroles and goulashes inspire an odd mix of confusion and relief.

16) Do you have any pets?
A. Do Mark and Dae count?

17) What if i showed up at your house unexpectedly?
A. There would be squeeing. And chattering.

18) What was your first impression of me? (hmmm...careful!)
A. ~warm smile~ T: "...Wow." ; J: "Oh, thank God, no small talk..."

19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
A. Since a dear friend of mine is one, in Nashville, I'll have to say cute. But it depends on the person in the suit, honestly. Ventriloquist dolls, now, creep me right directly out.

20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
A. ~snicker~ I'd never have to dye my hair to keep it purple. And the shift in mass that happened when I was pregnant? Wouldn't've. Damn you, gravity.

21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
A. Really depends on what you were up to and whether you had a feasible plan.

22) What color eyes do you have?
A.Weather blue.

23) Ever been arrested?
A.Nope.

24) Bottle or can soda?
A.Neither; I'm trying to quit. :)

25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
A. Which is where Jess shows herself for a big old girl's blouse: I'd siphon out enough for an upcoming con and a modest tattoo, then sock the rest of it into a bank and SIT ON IT.

27) What's your favorite place to hang at?
A. Used to be a local pub called the Corner, but alas for mismanagement...

28) Do you believe in ghosts?
A. I believe that after a person's touched something or been attached to a place long enough, that something of that person rubs off onto the thing/place. Or if something extreme happened and set loose a lot of emotion (which is a word I'll think of differently since your articles, T., but it's still the closest one I've got at the moment without descending too far into the woo), that something of it will be left beind like gunpowder residue. But I also believe that spirits have other things to do once they've been loosed from their skins than hang about rehashing things they can't change.

29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
A. Read. Lounge in a hot bath. If I'm ambitious, wander round in the woods or somesuch.

30) Do you swear a lot?
A. Em. Yes.

31) Biggest pet peeve?
A. People who're more concerned with Look than Be. Or, on the net, folk who can't be arsed to differentiate between "your" and "you're", or "to", "two", and "too". Typos, I understand; flagrant disregard makes me twitch.

32) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
A. Shiny.

33) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
A. ~claps~ Although, I've got to say, it's nicest when there's some substance underneath it.

35) Do you believe in God?
A. Or something like it.

36) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
A. Why not. :)
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1) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
A..

2) What was your dream growing up?
A.

3) What talent do you wish you had?
A.

4) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
A.

5) Favorite vegetable?
A.

6) What was the last book you read?
A

7) What zodiac sign are you?
A.

8) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
A.

9) Worst Habit?
A.

10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
A.

11) What is your favorite sport?
A.

12) Do you have a Negative or Optimistic attitude?
A.

13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
A.

14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
A.

15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
A.

16) Do you have any pets?
A.

17) What if i showed up at your house unexpectedly?
A.

18) What was your first impression of me? (hmmm...careful!)
A.

19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
A.

20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
A.

21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
A.

22) What color eyes do you have?
A.

23) Ever been arrested?
A.

24) Bottle or can soda?
A.

25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
A.

27) What's your favorite place to hang at?
A.

28) Do you believe in ghosts?
A.

29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
A.

30) Do you swear a lot?
A.

31) Biggest pet peeve?
A.

32) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
A.

33) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
A.

35) Do you believe in God?
A.

36) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
A.

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[ex-karthwyn.livejournal.com]

1) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
A. yes, and more contentedly than any other i've had

2) What was your dream growing up?
A. i think i wanted to be a vet

3) What talent do you wish you had?
A. i wish i had the singular skill to modivate myself

4) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
A. something that tastes like cranberry

5) Favorite vegetable?
A. if mushrooms dont count, then zucchini

6) What was the last book you read?
A. A Game of Thrones, George R. R. Martin

7) What zodiac sign are you?
A. Leo

8) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
A. 9 peircings (4 in each ear, one tongue) and 6 tattooes (bearpaw yin yang R shoulder, tribal sun L shoulder, Pentacle on the back, ankh on L ankle, little heart on R ankle, and a warcraft tattoo on my R forearm (of a Naaru, for those who play))

9) Worst Habit?
A. chain smoking when i'm bored.

10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
A. absofuckinlutely. but i'm not brave enough to put strangers in my car.

11) What is your favorite sport?
A. i dont suppose warcraft counts. outside of that, Ninja warrior >.> I'm an observer.

12) Do you have a Negative or Optimistic attitude?
A. usually optimistic

13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
A. hugs are necessary, and chattering. lots of chattering.

14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
A. i've lost my entire digital music collection. twice now. once 3 days ago.

15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
A. my right shoulderblade sometimes goes pins and needles (just the shoulderblade)

16) Do you have any pets?
A. two beautiful kitties, Katri and Merrin

17) What if i showed up at your house unexpectedly?
A. probably dinner and Dogma, or all of us prattling on about media and weirdos in the world.

18) What was your first impression of me? (hmmm...careful!)
A. you trill like i trill!

19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
A. Cute. especially harlequinns. clowns never scared me, but i can do without most of them.

20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
A. about 100 pounds. otherwise, i'm mostly content with what i've got, i've just got to much of it.

21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
A. depends on the crime, but likely, the conscience. For you, i might have a harder time being the conscience, but i'm a bit of a chicken beneath it all, despite occational dealings with the black market.

22) What color eyes do you have?
A. Green in the middle, blue on the outside.

23) Ever been arrested?
A. nope

24) Bottle or can soda?
A. Bottle, totally.

25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
A. pay off my household's debt and get john a new computer. probably put the rest in the bank and squirrel it.

27) What's your favorite place to hang at?
A. Sadly, online in warcraft. i'm a junkie. barring that, i like it here in my apartment.

28) Do you believe in ghosts?
A. Yes

29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
A. Warcraft. or the guilty pleasure, watching top model :x

30) Do you swear a lot?
A. like a fuckin sailor sometimes.

31) Biggest pet peeve?
A. people who run up the turn only lane to try to cut in front of you when the road narrows down to one lane. some fucker actually tried to race in front of me and jerk his car towards mine the other day to make me go into oncoming traffic so he could pull over. I didn't budge, but last i saw him, he was arguing with the ditch cause i called his bluff. Asshole.

32) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
A. accepting. sometimes to fault.

33) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
A. i'm a complete sap. it's just a trait that's rarely brought to light by anything other than movies.

35) Do you believe in God?
A. mmhmm, several of them.

36) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
A. maybe >.>

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~squeezes for girlcats~
Here's to putting fuckwits into ditches.
I'm glad you're alright.
:)