New Favourite

I've just found Taylor Mali and come to the conclusion that he's my new hero.

Here. Have some I haven't posted at Facebook. (well, and one I just did, because the people it reminds me of live there now instead of here. But that's another post.) (my gods, I want to post them all.)


"Academic instruction takes precedence over administrative meetings. Period. That Dr. Blackstone, the DEAN OF INSTRUCTION, would even consider canceling one class's library period in order to hold a meeting called 'FACILITIES UTILISATION' is SO OBTUSE, I AM INCAPABLE OF APPRECIATING THE IRONY IN IT!" (no, the capslock key didn't get stuck. watch the vid; it's beautiful.)

"...like classical music's birthday gift to the criminally insane... Who can teach when there are such lessons to be learned?..."

"Adults sometimes speak like this, but it doesn't mean it's right..." ^_^ <3

"I'm trying to remember the name of the character
I used to pretend to be when I wooed you.
The one with a voice like a driveway,
who you said made you laugh,
but on whom I think we both know
you had developed a little bit of a crush
so unlike the real me he was
based on this ex-Dallas Cowboy I knew
in graduate school
who owned a liquor store and a sunlamp..."

"When we make this again, two nights from now, it will cook like we've done this before..."

And finally a bit of Neruda: