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home_and_away) wrote2014-08-25 05:09 pm
home_and_away) wrote2014-08-25 05:09 pm
A haiku for the new washer pump:
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
That was not the gods-damned part
That was broken. Fuck.
What I wouldn't give for a database of malfunction noises, so that when something breaks, you can hold your device's mic up to it and push a button, and after a second or two, see a suggestion.
Sounds like your machine's transmission has failed, or Sounds like your vehice is missing its catalytic converter! or Have you checked the attic for raccoons?
Back to the drawing board...
That was not the gods-damned part
That was broken. Fuck.
What I wouldn't give for a database of malfunction noises, so that when something breaks, you can hold your device's mic up to it and push a button, and after a second or two, see a suggestion.
Sounds like your machine's transmission has failed, or Sounds like your vehice is missing its catalytic converter! or Have you checked the attic for raccoons?
Back to the drawing board...