Just Sick Enough to be Totally Confident

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Abridged version of the conversation that made my evening a little brighter:

Me: Dr. Pepper's not to drink straight, either. It makes a decent marinade when mixed with A-1 and lemon juice. A mean float when mixed with vanilla ice-cream. It'll get you good and fuzzy, mixed with whiskey. But don't use the expensive stuff, because that's a horrible thing to do to good whiskey. Get the cheap shyte that comes in plastic gallon bottles with the screw-off lids.

Tom: Oh, like the cheapass vodka they use to sterilise cat nipples?
....~dead silence~
Me and Kim: Cat. Nipples. ?
T: Or baby bottle nipples, or, y'know, piercings?
me: To sterilise. Cat. Nipples. ... Baby, how d'you get it to stay still long enough to do that?
K: And what're you gonna do with it after?
T: No, really, that's...
me: Cat nipples. How'd you pick that brand o' vodka?
T: There's a story here! It's not what you guys're thinking!
me: Nono. Stop talking--I've got to get this down...

Comments

So do you have a Cat for me?

[northguy83.livejournal.com]

Lol, Lol, So yea I was thinking. Me and You are going to have to get a cat and try that out,lol laterz Babe, Tom

~raises eyebrow, half-smile~

[ladywind.livejournal.com]

Eyah. We'll get back to you on that one.
~nosebeep~

...straight into frantic oblivion: safety, obscurity...

[coyote-waits.livejournal.com]

::SNORT:: good thing I wasn't DRINKING my cheap whiskey and Dr. Pepper at the time I read that!!! Does a real roto-rooter on the sinuses let me tell ya...It's good to see you sharing the wisdom with others though...

as to Cat's Nipples... aren't hers already pierced? Do have to wonder if it would be that hard to get her to hold still... Oh Crap... he means the little furry creatures, don't he??? Sick-o!!! LMAO...

It sounds like he needs to make a game night sometime... fit in perfect with all the rest of us nut jobs

hehehe

::howls and kisses::
Coyote Waits

Flat out high-speed burn....

[ladywind.livejournal.com]

According to the story, the phrase came from something the guy working the liquor store at 0dark:30 said once, when Tom went in to buy vodka, but although sterilising piercings came into the picture, I'm still not entirely sure where fits the cat.

As for Katzchen and piercings... I don't recall for certain; it never seemed the right time to ask.

What's the wisdom for if not to share? :D