E-mail from my mother.

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>The Fairytale we should've been telling our daughters all along:
>
>
> Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent,
>self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat, contemplating
>ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow
>near her castle.
>
> The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: Elegant Lady,
>
> "I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
>One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young
>prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping
>in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my
>clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so."
>
> That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on lightly sautéed frog
>legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled and
>thought to herself: 'I don't f**king think so.'
>

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Engineer Jokes

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I found these here (http://www.geekculture.com/ultimatebb/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=13;t=001087). They're on the "Joy of Tech" forums.

Lot of good stuff in there.